@nascarcasm: How to celebrate like Kaulig Racing

Have you noticed that when Kaulig Racing wins a race, the celebration is a bit more boisterous than most? A little more extra than those of other teams? This group loves to win and it shows. And now you too can celebrate just like Kaulig Racing – here’s how.

UNCORK YOUR EMOTIONS: This is not the time to keep them hidden. GO APE on that pit box. Wear your emotions on your sleeve, even if you’re ripping off your shirt later in the celebration. (This will make sense in a few slides – hide the children now.)

EXIT CAR, ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR CONSTITUENTS: Present yourself to the fans, as if to say “Greetings, fans of motorsport – yes, it is I who just did that.”

RUN ON OUT THERE: It’s time for a wind sprint out to your race-winning car, no matter where the victory burnout came to a stop. You just won. Adrenaline is coursing through your circulatory system. Might as well celebrate and close the exercise rings on your Apple Watch simultaneously.

PROFANITY TIME!: Yes, this moment now seems to be one where you can scream a curse word and not really get in trouble for it. Yell “F--- YEAH!” if you want – you can blame the high emotions of the moment. But limit yourself to one swear word. Just because there’s no repercussions for one F-bomb doesn’t mean you gotta become a full page of dialogue written by Quentin Tarantino out there. Less is f---ing more.

AMPLE FENCE TIME: If you’re looking for a little more cardio, now’s a good time to scale the catch fence. You might look like a maniacal spider monkey screaming at all the zoo patrons looking at you, but that doesn’t matter, you’re happy.

GROUP HUG: The teammate camaraderie at Kaulig Racing is strong, especially at superspeedways. They all play a role in working together to hopefully get one of them to Victory Lane. So it only make sense that you all join together and jump up and down in happiness like the family that just won on “Family Feud.”