Ideas for Alex Bowman’s victory tattoo

Fontana winner Alex Bowman said after his victory Sunday he'd be getting a tattoo -- specifically, as he clarified, a neck tattoo -- as part of a friendly agreement with his friends from the band Underoath. We took the liberty of suggesting some designs for Alex. We really, really want to see this idea through, if you can't tell.

Why not thank the sponsors for a job well done? There's nothing that reciprocates a sponsorship commitment like permanently inking the company's logo on your neck for all to see.

Alex Bowman's band friends would probably appreciate Underoath's own logo forever emblazoned just below his head.

Two words: Beanie Bowman.

As our good friend @nascarcasm enjoys tracking, people often forget to invite their ol' pal Alex (Palex?) to social outings. A tattoo would remind everybody in glance's distance to allow their buddy to tag along.

"Woo, NASCAR!" is basically Bowman's personal motto at this point.

Like any novelty tattoo, the Alex Bowman rookie jokes get really tired after a while.

Everybody loves a bromance. How about a tattoo commemorating teammate "Slick Bill" Byron, a nickname Bowman himself dubbed?

The artist apologizes for the addition of Dale Jr.'s signature after drawing the 88. Habit, you know?

It's true: As Alex Bowman's employer, only Mr. Hendrick can judge him.

And, of course, if anything goes really far off the rails, there's always the option of wearing a helmet at all times. Safety first.