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By @nascarcasm
Follow @nascarcasmWhen you’re Kevin Harvick and then suddenly realize what you’re signing and write “KYLE EATS BOOGERS” instead of signing your name.
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While in town, Morgan Shepherd visited the new Noah’s Ark Encounter. He described it as 'A fun place to visit, but looks nothing like the original.'
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Brandon Jones takes his car to the garage after the guy he had in his trunk escaped.
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'Dale?'
'Yeah?'
Is the new 'Who’s On First?'
'Yeah?'
Is the new 'Who’s On First?'
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I wonder on average how many earbuds are accidentally swallowed each season during the grotesque self-moistening routine.
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Kurt Busch loves that new-pavement smell.
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William Byron -- skilled enough to win four races. Young enough to not know how to count to four yet.
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Kyle Busch opted not to DDT Spencer Gallagher onto the track like John Wes Townley. Spencer’s lucky this is brand new pavement.
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Kyle Busch has perfectly transitioned from that young kid who won a bunch of races in the Camping World Truck Series to the older guy who hires the young kids to win a bunch of races in the Camping World Truck Series.
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When you win so many XFINITY Series races that you get out of your car in Victory Lane then yawn and stretch.
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It's not that Jimmie Johnson dislikes the new pavement at Kentucky Speedway, It's that he dislikes looking at it in this direction.
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No one was injured. And we don't know exactly what happened. All we know is whoever was asked 'Hold my beer' before whatever happened is likely still holding the beer.
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ALWAYS gotta try and one-up the burning trucks in the parking lot, don't you AJ?
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Keselowski's been shoved after a race before. But this time the occasion is much happier.
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Brad's come a long way since his last win at Kentucky Speedway. And I mean in learning how to open a champagne bottle.