

The secret Chad Knaus doesn't want us to know: They've magnetized the sheet metal on the No. 48 to repel other cars in the event of an accident.

Before we give the trophy to Jimmie Johnson, Jeff would like to remind everyone that he had a 45-point lead heading into Charlotte two years ago.

Good for Tony, but I still have to wonder: What would NASCAR have done if that had been Junior behind him?

There's no "I" in team but there are two in idiot: Carl's comment after taking out two teammates and half the Chase field, " I was worried about the idiots when you come here and I was the guy that caused that one."

According to Websters', "to biff" means to whack or strike. Yeah, I guess that sums up Lap 174 in a nutshell.

Yeah, he finished fifth, but how on earth did Clint not wind up leading a lap on a day when 28 different drivers were scored in front at some point?

After the last three weekends, just getting to the finish line in one piece was almost a moral victory for Kyle and the No. 18 bunch.

No shrinking violet?: Kevin on Carl Edwards' ill-advised bump: "Maybe he should have raced the rest of the day. I know that his fans won't be very proud of him sitting back there riding around like a pansy."

A NASCAR philosophical question: If no one hangs around to throw beer cans at the winner, is it still Talladega?

David was desperately looking for a teammate to draft with on that last restart, but they were already on their way to the airport.

There's no place like home: "At the end we kind of worked our way toward the front. You knew it was gonna be crazy, but I actually felt like we were almost home-free."

When David Reutimann's tire exploded, Jeff went from seeing UPS to saying "urps."

Glad Denny wasn't seriously hurt, but that was a scary Faron Young moment he experienced right there -- "Hello, walls."

Paul was pretty excited about going to Yates for 2009 until he realized both of his future teammates never made it to the finish.

Somehow, I can picture Lee Petty, Fireball Roberts and Bill France Sr. sitting around watching the end of that race, saying, "It was still a nice move, rookie."