Time for a quick look at the highlights from NASCAR Twitter this week.
Insane In The Rain
Kudos to all the drivers who take to social media to document the slow descent into madness during a rain delay. A few of our favorites.
Bring a couple slices to broadcast booth 2 please. https://t.co/EJ2fjRyarG pic.twitter.com/6Qtwagd2qL
— Ryan Blaney (@Blaney) April 10, 2021
Poor Ryan – dressed to the nines for TV, and nowhere to go. He’s begging for sustenance, before times get desperate and he stares at Austin Dillon’s red dress shirt long enough that he starts thinking Austin is a steak.
Rain hack to keep your shoes dry. Thankfully we have ziplock bags! #Cookout250 pic.twitter.com/2UMPJRMc6m
— Noah Gragson (@NoahGragson) April 10, 2021
Ziploc bags give new meaning to the term “Hey, fresh kicks, bro.”
I am fully supportive of waiting this out and racing as late as we gotta race
— landon cassill (@landoncassill) April 10, 2021
These are the words of a driver who clearly drank four mochaccinos assuming the race would resume and doesn’t want it to be all for naught.
Quit raining……
— Jeb Burton (@JebBurtonRacing) April 10, 2021
I mean maybe if you would @ Mother Nature instead of just subtweeting her, Jeb.
Im running out of snacks in the trailer down here… send help
— Harrison Burton (@HBurtonRacing) April 10, 2021
We hear there’s cake over in the Kaulig Racing hauler but hurry before Blaney gets there.
If we run well today, you know why. 🌭🌭🌭🌭 https://t.co/QumqaSgM1I
— Matt DiBenedetto (@mattdracing) April 11, 2021
That impressive 12th-place finish you earned after a tumultuous day seems to have kickstarted a new tradition. Three Martinsville hot dogs before every race, no exceptions. Some people just want to watch the large intestine burn.
It’s A Tough Job, But Someone’s Gotta Do It
Thanks for having me out @HootersRacing pic.twitter.com/qLCw12yhrq
— Chase Elliott (@chaseelliott) April 13, 2021
Another painstaking day on the grind for Chase Elliott. For comparison, I once had a job at my town’s street department where one of my responsibilities was scraping roadkill off the street with a shovel. BRB, gonna rethink my career choices for like five hours.
The Birds Return In The Spring
From two laps down, to driving into the top 10, to getting flipped off for a whole lap, to a loose wheel, and eventually blowing a right rear on corner entry I think I experienced and learned a lot today at Martinsville. Wish we didn’t have our issue once we got in the top 10.
— Chase Briscoe (@ChaseBriscoe_14) April 12, 2021
I don’t know who gave Chase the middle finger and I don’t really care. But all we hear about is how difficult a track Martinsville Speedway is to drive. If that’s so, then why, may I ask, is it apparently pretty easy to drive an entire lap with one hand? ANSWER ME.
The NextGen Harvicks
Turned Piper loose on her own today for the first time! https://t.co/vpwW7SiabV
— Kevin Harvick (@KevinHarvick) April 13, 2021
Keelan isn’t the only Harvick behind the wheel! Looks like Piper already has some racing chops also. In 20 years time, don’t be surprised to see brother and sister competing in NASCAR, in flying cars powered by kale or whatever we’re racing at the time.
Also, More Like “DOH!-GECOIN” Amirite
Reasons you hold…. 🙄🙄🙄 pic.twitter.com/kfWQejT7gf
— Ryan Preece (@RyanPreece_) April 14, 2021
It’s OK. Blockbuster passed on purchasing Netflix for $50 million in 2000. Excite passed on purchasing Google for $750,000 in 1999. I don’t know how this is supposed to make you feel better. You could be crypto-rich arriving at the track every Sunday in a gold-plated stretch modified.


